"What would you call her" ( Princess Diana )? the Queen had demanded to know, after the horrible abortion during which they were trying to blackmail me, to boot. "A bitch" I said.Thus her normally uncharacteristic remark about Princess Di on record. Queen "E" was livid. Prince William and Prince Harry have famous relatives on my,biological only,side of the new and improved Royal family for the club to know about.They are related to one of the most interesting side of my non-royal pedigree,Native American, a significant 1/8th. Basketball great Michael Jordan is related to the war bride of a buffalo soldier that stole one of Blackfeet Chief Crowfoot's daughter's. Also Super- Model Elle Macpherson, a "kissing cousin" I even had a few dates with. In fact,the one big reason I was chosen as a surrogate was my basketball career which started after I beat Michael Jordan in a game of one on one. I went from the playground to the NBA developmental league playing for the Golden State Warrior's under Coach Don Nelson. This Chief Crowfoot had a wife that was the daughter of BlackHawk of the Sac and Fox tribe. .The last of the eastern war chief's of note. His other daughter was Jim Thorpe's mother. I'm definitely the athletic type.
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To the left are my Jeet Kune Do instructor's. Bruce Lee and Dan Inosantos.
It has come in handy, let me tell you. Like against another "Thorpian" relative Dan Henderson. Up off the ground, I rallyed with a classic Jeet Kune Do left straight blast and saved the day.